Yes, my minions. These aren't resolutions for the year, or for half a year, or for the next month, but for the next week. It came to me as I was sleeping on the second floor ledge that I really needed to put some order in my life. Give myself some goals. So I began writing down all of the things I wanted to accomplish during next week. Here they are:
+ Don't eat chocolate for the entire week
I highly doubt I'd be able to accomplish this, for chocolate is like the Diet Pepsi that is my life-water. Chocolate is my soul food.
+ Write a blog post every day
Now THIS is more like it. I can totally trash this goal, man. Do it like I did your mom.
+ Lose 5 pounds
Less likely to accomplish. But it's for the sake of my health I guess, so I'll try.
+ Read a long book
I was thinking about the Book Thief, because to me it's an easy read and I could really use one. I haven't read for fun in so long.
+ Write at least one poem a day
I'm going to be reading at the Poetry Slam, and I need some fresh stuff. I'll probably post them here. If my two followers don't mind. Ahahaha.....
+ Learn a lot of Norwegian
Jeg snakker litt norsk (I speak a little Norwegian). I really need to catch up on it, because I want to be at least semi-fluent before I eventually move there.
+ Keep the perverted thoughts to a minimum
I'm too pervy. Saying goodbye to the pr0nz for a week....
That's pretty much it. I'll post again when I get back from school.
Bye, minions.
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